Memorable quotes from Cit.

All discussions related to anything no specified.
Post Reply
SalvageTum
Junior Member
Posts: 4
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:53 pm
Contact:

Memorable quotes from Cit.

Post by SalvageTum »

General seems desolate. Might as well fix that. I'll break the ice.

"how do i jizz on robots?"

"HELP IN THE KITCHEN, THE CHEF JUST ATE ME"

"No, you see officer, this shit is medicinal."
Plays Dante McDonohugh, the fix it ligger. Coral Hericium, the fungus among us. And Layla Stern, the sciency snek.

User avatar
Cabbose
Member
Posts: 141
Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:58 am

RE: Memorable quotes from Cit.

Post by Cabbose »

"Durgit is a cool dude"

That time Doxdd as Darth Maul tore up the station and killed everyone.

"I'm dying and the sec borg is ERPing in dorms"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWInbmYRjes That little number is kind of a quote


The time a comms agent tricked everyone into assuming wizards and revs were handed lethals 5 minutes in.

I should start keeping a list this is a good thread.

areebur
Member
Posts: 74
Joined: Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:01 pm
Location: yes
Contact:

RE: Memorable quotes from Cit.

Post by areebur »

"By 'thanking' I mean going down on you, yeah."

"Alright, who blew their load in medical?"

"It would appear someone replaced the station with a flaming bag of shit."

This ones not at cit, but still funny.

"My STD's back, I need more medicine."
im going fuck kill mode

User avatar
megatiger78
Junior Member
Posts: 3
Joined: Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:20 am
Contact:

RE: Memorable quotes from Cit.

Post by megatiger78 »

"Ah yes, the act of sitting on a fake device whilst breastfeeding others. A common act in waspkind."

NESgamer190
Junior Member
Posts: 3
Joined: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:54 am
Contact:

RE: Memorable quotes from Cit.

Post by NESgamer190 »

A couple quotes I have to offer:

"You have GOT to be launching a joke executable!"  (Photophage, after a second wave of meteors gets announced and was indeed a genuine second wave of killer rocks)

"Veer clear of the vents!"  (A catch phrase at this point for Lucy)

"We have autoprocessing!" (and various variants that are music to medbay's ears.)

User avatar
Girdo
Junior Member
Posts: 19
Joined: Wed Feb 03, 2016 1:14 pm

RE: Memorable quotes from Cit.

Post by Girdo »

"TIME FOR D-ARGS DONG!" (Last comms broadcast before a malf-AI induced gas flood + delta alert)

"MIME AT BRIDGE KILLED CAPTAIN WITH EXPLODING CREAM PIE SEND SECURITY" -A panicked engineer

"Security is all dead. Clown has exploding pies too, they're both rogue. CentCom is gonna laugh at us when they learn we called a red alert and ERT over fucking entertainers." -Head of Personnel, crying. See above quote.


Last but not least...
"AN ASH DRAKE IS NOT A PET YOU STUPID FUCK" -Someone about to become very, very dead

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest