Citadel Community

General seems desolate. Might as well fix that. I'll break the ice.

"how do i jizz on robots?"

"HELP IN THE KITCHEN, THE CHEF JUST ATE ME"

"No, you see officer, this shit is medicinal."

"Durgit is a cool dude"

That time Doxdd as Darth Maul tore up the station and killed everyone.

"I'm dying and the sec borg is ERPing in dorms"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWInbmYRjes That little number is kind of a quote


The time a comms agent tricked everyone into assuming wizards and revs were handed lethals 5 minutes in.

I should start keeping a list this is a good thread.

"By 'thanking' I mean going down on you, yeah."

"Alright, who blew their load in medical?"

"It would appear someone replaced the station with a flaming bag of shit."

This ones not at cit, but still funny.

"My STD's back, I need more medicine."

"Ah yes, the act of sitting on a fake device whilst breastfeeding others. A common act in waspkind."

A couple quotes I have to offer:

"You have GOT to be launching a joke executable!"  (Photophage, after a second wave of meteors gets announced and was indeed a genuine second wave of killer rocks)

"Veer clear of the vents!"  (A catch phrase at this point for Lucy)

"We have autoprocessing!" (and various variants that are music to medbay's ears.)

"TIME FOR D-ARGS DONG!" (Last comms broadcast before a malf-AI induced gas flood + delta alert)

"MIME AT BRIDGE KILLED CAPTAIN WITH EXPLODING CREAM PIE SEND SECURITY" -A panicked engineer

"Security is all dead. Clown has exploding pies too, they're both rogue. CentCom is gonna laugh at us when they learn we called a red alert and ERT over fucking entertainers." -Head of Personnel, crying. See above quote.


Last but not least...
"AN ASH DRAKE IS NOT A PET YOU STUPID FUCK" -Someone about to become very, very dead