SadisticBatter / Aeki Tayaba
Banning admin
Crashinator08
Ban type
Headban - permanent
Ban reason
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Your side of the story
I’m going to keep this relatively short and try to stick to important information. If I leave anything important out please do say so, I just don’t want to clog with an entire recount.
Granted this was a bit ago so bear with me for not having specific facts
I heard there were lings aboard the station, and was doing everything in my power to, well, validhunt them as the captain due to a security team that was struggling to handle them. At no point during the round did any other department head contact me for help / advice or anything that would take my attention away from security dealing with the highly non stealthy lings.
Now, during all of this, there was a mime, a poor poor mike who I feel was just. The unluckiest of bastards. This poor mime was making a habit of constantly breaking into the bridge basically to just dab on me and sit in chairs. Dude was chill, and just being a nuisance, so I didn’t really do much other than throw him out.
However, some ling had probably noticed said mime constantly breaking into the bridge, and disguised as said mime. Broke into the bridge, and started doing his routine. I, of course, currently being in like the sixth iteration of Mr Mimes journey into my favorite chair, went to bap him with a baton, before he exploded, obliterating all of his limbs and doing major brute damage to me. At first I thought that the mike had been murdered, before he got up, at which point I shot him dead due to being a ling. He revived once more, and received the same treatment.
Now /just/ before this I had killed a ninja on the round, and was In possession of his weapon. This will come into play later
So, shuttle arrives due to I believe an early call. It’s still fairly late into the round. So I grab the corpse and start sprinting to the cremator.
However, a medical doctor sees me dragging the corpse towards the chapel and stops me. I proceed to scream, hey dude. This is a channeling, move. Before they rip it out of my hands and sprint into the shuttle.
So, I chase after them because hey wait ling man bad. And when I sprint into the shuttle, just where she dragged the mime off my screen seconds ago towards, was a mime with tools out standing next to the bridge. I proceeded to magdump the poor guy, before he stood up twice more, getting more bullets into him the whole time. I had thought this was the same mime, however, I’d been had. The real changeling had either hidden or switched in the 5 seconds between the doctor dragging him off my screen and me seeing the mime.
Heat of the moment.
My warden, not believing that it was a changeling id just obliterated, ten seconds before the shuttle launched, attempted to arrest me before I used my sword to teleport into the bridge.
At this point, a borg without acting on my orders - in fact against direct orders from me - bolted off The bridge so the warden couldn’t get to me.
Then, the shuttle launched, and we were in space
The mime died on the floor.
Why you should be unbanned
I’d like to start this off with an apology to that mime. I hope they read this and understand how brutally I’d been bamboozled. They deserved so much better, and the poor sweetheart was caught in the crossfire

Now, onto the capcurity part. I don’t.... believe being capcurity is against the rules. Not accounting for the mime getting just. Fucking murdered, I don’t agree with being headbanned for that, as no other department required or requested my input or assistance. Frankly speaking, I had little else to do than to attempt to manage the shitshow.
Now onto the flashing part. It was a prisoner in a cell, who I attempted to change the time on as I heavily disagreed with the brevity of the sentence. I for the life of me can’t remember what it was, so input on that would be appreciated. I changed the time, and the door slid open. They stepped forwards, and I thought they were attempting to escape, so I flashed them. My warden asked me what I was doing, and I jokingly said “eyes are a privilege, not a right†before flashing them again. The second one was unnecessary and I will readily admit it was rude of me.
I’ve been flashed constantly before and I hated it, so I also want to extend an apology to that prisoner. Eyes are not a privilege, they’re a right.
Lastly, onto the crowning moment of the shitshow. I feel I was heavily bamboozled, and tricked by a changeling. Using their changeling powers to trick me in a very specific and calculated way, which paid off. Although I cannot express how guilty I felt that the poor mime was the ultimate victim of that exchange, and I lament that I did not have the time to properly confirm the situation as the shuttle was actively leaving, I do not believe it warrants a permanent headban. Someone played An antag in a very specifically deceitful way, and it paid off in earnest. I acted rashly, but at the time I felt it was fully necessary.
Sadly, I was entirely wrong.
Now, although I disagree with the permanent headban, I fully understand the reasoning behind it, and can readily admit my mistakes. I acted rashly, and deprived the station of its morlet important resource, a captain who isn’t currently shooting the mime to death.
If an entire headban can’t be reasoned for, which although I would dislike, I would again understand, I would at least appeal for it to be rolled back into a Captain/Head of security ban, as I readily enjoy playing head roles that are much less expected to be combatants/ Valid hunters. Being QM is some of my favorite experience in SS13, and I really want to try out RD now that I have science experience.
If there’s anything else that needs to be discussed / accounted with, I may not be home for like. 4-5 ish hours so if i have a late response today please understand.