Xenochimera Application (with open bar).

[mouseofthecake]

Discord name: Laughably Creative Name#9839

Byond ckey: mouseofthecake

Job/Races you are applying for: Xenochimera.

Name of the character you intend to be using (makes it easier for us to recognise and log): Pip.

In the case of applying for a species, give us a brief summary of your character's backstory. This should give us an idea that you understand the lore of the species:
 A product of rather unfortunate circumstances, Pip was 'born' upon consuming some unfortunate intern in a mining vessel that was latched to an asteroid in an unspecified location. As Nanotrasen's policy towards newly-formed xenochimeras is about as severe as a small coughing fit, Pip was employed in several stations over the years after learning how to function in society. She is now frequently harassed by any local xenobiologists and constantly mistaken for The Thing. Fun times.

Summarize the species. As evidence that you've looked into it:
 A cell colony that achieves sentience by consuming a sentient being, effectively earning the title of 'bad person' among anyone who's aware of their origins. They can regenerate from almost any injury that doesn't wipe out all of their organic mass, but require food to do so, and it takes a "while". Unlike twenty-first century vegetarians who survive on reverse osmosis, xenochimeras are truly what they eat, adapting their food into their own biology on occasion. They can also go feral due to pain, starvation, stress, or Red Bull. A feral xenochimera is essentially an animal who will remove whatever stimulated their feral state at any cost. Valid stimuli include pain, lack of food, being in mortal danger, and Despacito.

In the case of applying for Mime/Clown, what are you intending to do to make them distinct and enjoyable:
I plan to eat pizza and become the fabled Pizzamera. Take that.

What do you expect to happen if you use this race/job to violate any of the server rules?:
Bwoinks. And probably a ban from playing xenochimeras. And probably just a regular ban.

[Zeldazackman]

I'm going to vote this as a maybe given past experiences with xenochimera...

I've changed it from a hard "Fuck no" to a maybe as you're not all that bad in playing

[Improvedname]

No

[HazelBailey]

Mouseofthecake has proven to be a solid player, so I'll go against the other opinions and give this app my approval. Lore and backstory are solid as well.

[mouseofthecake]

does it count if i give myself a +1

[Evoturd]

God damn it mouse. God damn it.

+1. You're a damn good player who'll be interesting to watch play around with a Xenochimera.

Just don't make it floofy. Or I will hurt you. 

[BlackMajor]

Yeah ok.

Don't do anything dumb.